User:Jimtimings

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Jim is a native of Uruguay. He came over to Australia on a log with 6 Peruvian flute bands when he was only 73 years old. The log he was on took longer than anyone had planned to make the trip, and when it finally arrived, there was only Jim, looking very well fed, still remaining.

Since then, Jim has tried to go to remote areas as often as he can, to allow himself to feast without drawing undue attention to his ways.

In his spare time, Jim is working out the perfect game strategy for marbles.